Rate Your Agility:

Wheelchair bound, but spunky
Can touch own toes
Romanian gymnast/Cirque du Soleil (E. European accent required)
Alien/Mutant Superbeing

Rate Your Attitude:

Don't touch me or I'll bite you. I'd like to bite you.
The sun will come out tom-- OH! PUPPIES!
Huh? I was sleeping.
My ass is the BADDEST ass.

Pick All Skills That Apply:

Defeated one or more super villains (VP or higher)
Have high school diploma or GED
Clairvoyance and/or other forms of ESP
Have valid Driver's License

Do You Own Your Own Costume?

Yes
No

If not, can you sew?

Yes
No

You are standing at the corner of a busy inner city intersection. Across the street to your right, there is a mugging in progress.
An elderly woman is being severely beaten. Across the street to your left, a wolf is mauling a small child. You have only time to
save one of these unfortunate victims. Whom do you choose to save? How? Why?